Doug Schellig
Tuesday, 10:00 AM
Dear Friend:
What's stopping you from having a pig roast (i.e., is it difficult, confusing, expensive, etc.)?
My wife and I have always enjoyed having
parties. She came from a big family (11 children) and her father was
always able to put together a party on short notice. Me, I'm sort of a
ham (no pun intended), and I've always enjoyed a good party.
We happened to be in a meat market in the
early spring when we saw a couple of whole pigs there. We had no idea
how to find pig roast directions, but we are adventuresome. My wife and
I had talked before about having a pig roast but had never done it. We
bought a pig right there and asked the butcher to hang on to it until
we were ready for the party. The rest, as they say, was history, and a
great party.
- You will confidently know how to make a pig roaster
– takes the puzzle out of what you have to prepare using common
household tools and easy to find materials. Professional pig roast
equipment is quite expensive but this method will save you a lot of
money.
- We will give you tips on selecting a Pig – you will know where to look for a pig and what to ask for.
- You will create a lot of excitement when you invite your
friends to a pig roast – there is something magical about this
kind of party.
- We can help you with your menu planning – What else
are you going to have. Do you need people to bring items pot luck or
are you going to do it all yourself.
- Your friends will rave about the refreshments –
Serve unusual drinks that don't consume the hosts' time with
preparation. Colorado Bulldogs, Slow Comfortable Screw, Gin & Tonic
on tap, etc.)
- Planning interesting activities for while the pig is
roasting – keeping your guests busy and entertained makes it a
memorable party.
- You will confidently be able to prepare your pig –this takes the mystery out of what to do.
- You'll really be a hit when it comes time to eat –
Serve up your pig with the other menu items. (i.e., salads like potato,
lettuce, and macaroni; dips like bean, guacamole, layered, and salsa;
etc.) Your guests will be delighted.
- Finish out the party with other activities –
depending on the size and mix of the guests you can finish out the
evening with easy but pleasant activities.
For a mere $29.97 you can have the unique knowledge of having a successful pig roast. Why is it a fair price?
You can spend countless hours discovering the most successful method of
having a pig roast and not be sure you have the right answer.
Take one full year to examine and use these
instructions. That's right, you have 365 days to put this valuable
resource to use in your own back yard.
Test the party tips, the pig roasting tips,
menu and drink tips, etc. yourself. Once you have tried it, I'm
confident you will never want to send it back.
But, if you aren't satisfied for any reason,
or it doesn't live up to your expectations, you won't be out one red
cent. Just return the instructions and we'll refund your entire
payment. Right up to the final day of this 365 day guarantee.
Along with your pig roast instructions, you will receive the following bonuses:
- Drink recipes – both alcoholic and non-alcoholic (a $18.50 value)
- Barbeque sauce recipe from an executive Chef who is a graduate of the Culinary Institute of America (CIA) (a $30.00 value)
- Where to order a prize winning barbeque sauce. Priceless
- Hors d'oeuvre recipes that are easy to prepare. And a couple of tough ones to assign to your mother-in-law to prepare.
- Ten of the current month's Humorous Business Cards (a $10.00 value)
- A set of Pig roast invitations will be included with your
package. All you need to do is print them on a colored printer, fold
them 4 ways and stuff them in a No. 5 ½ envelope. (a $10.00 value)
- A one year's subscription to the quarterly e-zine Ribs from the Roast, this entertaining publication will normally contain a roast pig cartoon, more recipes pig roast, and interesting feedback (a $10.00 value)
"This is the big Kahuna showing off one that didn’t get away"
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 P.S.
Imagine the fun you'll have when you host your own Pig Roast. Your
confidence and knowledge will seem incredible to your friends.
P.P.S.
With your order and e-mail address, you will be automatically included
with our Quarterly Entertainment e-Bulletin titled “Ribs from the Roast”. Click on the title for your free copy.
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