How to have a Pig Roast: Frequently Asked Questions

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What happens if I start carving the Pig and it is not cooked through and through?
If that happens, examine the pig for the parts that need more cooking, partially carve (or quarter) the pig and cook those parts directly over the coals.

I might not want to stuff the pig according to your recipe. Do I have too?
No! You do not have to stuff the pig, this is strictly a matter of taste.

What if I don’t have enough friends to invite to my pig roast?
All the more reason to invite more people. Michael Corleone said “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer”.

What if I don’t have a sense of Humor?
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