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This is just the ticket for a salesman who calls on the same accounts all the time. I recall many of these guys that just seemed to burn up my time without doing anything for me. On the other hand, the guy that had something funny or different every month always got my attention because you never knew what he was going to come up with.
These cards are designed to be humorous without offending.
Occasionally there will be some offerings that push the definition of Offensive, these will only be offered to our subscribers in a special e-mail with an attachment showing this wonderful offending material.
These are typical of what will be offered. A tentative script will also accompany each shipment to help you in presenting the card. Examples for the above are:
- “Would you like to see my Pride and Joy?” Hand the card with the back toward your client, let them turn it over.
- “I’m still disappointed that I didn’t get that special order last month!” Hand the card with the back toward your client, let them turn it over.
- You: "Would you like My Card?"
Customer: "O.K., give me your card"
You: "Not your card, My Card!" (Hand your client the card)
| 10-100 Qty: $1.00 each |
| 101-250 Qty: $0.90 each |
| 251+ Qty: $0.85 each |
| 10-100 Qty, 12 month: $0.95 ea |
| 101-250 Qty, 12 month: $0.85 ea |
| 251+ Qty, 12 month: $0.75 ea |
Subscribers will get a 30 day e-mail preview. The subscriber can then choose an alternate. |
