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“Do you need any cherry wood to smoke that critter?” - George Washington

“I can’t stay for the main course, I’ve got to go to the theater tonight.” - Abraham Lincoln (it was rumored that he wished he had stayed)

“This is great, it doesn’t even matter if I’m out of breath.” - Big Bad Wolf

“What pig?, this is the worlds best Gin and Tonic.” - A. J. Puppybreath

“This guy is like Martha Stewart on Testosterone!” - Davy Crockett